Showing posts with label Colbert Report. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colbert Report. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Ground Zero Mosque

Recently, there has been a lot of controversy surrounding the construction of the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque," actually an Islamic community center located not on Ground Zero itself, but two blocks away. Newsweek magazine summarizes the background of the project in its August 8th, 2010 feature article by Lisa Miller, with an excerpt below:
Locally, the fight over the mosque has been more than ugly. Its founders—a well-known interfaith activist and spiritual leader named Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf; his wife, Daisy Khan; and a downtown Manhattan real-estate developer named Sharif El-Gamal—originally called their project Cordoba House, after the medieval town in Spain where a Muslim caliphate fostered one of the most vibrant periods of interfaith flourishing in history. But critics seized on the name as a signal that Rauf and the others had Islamic hegemony in mind, and the founders changed the name to the generic Park51 (based on the site’s street address)...

Park51 was born several years ago, the vision of Rauf, Khan, and El-Gamal. In 1997 Rauf and Khan founded the American Society for Muslim Advancement, an organization devoted to interfaith work and promoting the cause of moderate Islam. In addition, Rauf had been the imam, or pastor, of a mosque in Tribeca, just 10 blocks north of the new, controversial site, for nearly 30 years. El-Gamal had his office nearby and prayed there frequently. The mosque, which still exists today, is a tiny storefront wedged between a bar and a French bistro. On Friday afternoons—which for Muslims is like Sunday morning—congregants overflow onto the sidewalk.

Frustrated by the cramped quarters, El-Gamal, an American born to a Polish mother and an Egyptian father, was inspired to improve facilities for Muslims downtown—and, after 9/11, to show his friends and neighbors “a new face of Islam, the voice that is not heard.” He bought the building at 45–51 Park Place two years ago for $5 million, and together with Khan and Feisal sketched out a plan. They would demolish the existing building and put in its place a deluxe, multipurpose center big enough to house a swimming pool, a gym, exhibition space, conference rooms, day care, a senior center, and a 500-seat auditorium. It would accommodate all the downtown workers—lawyers and laborers—who wanted to pray on Fridays; it would have an interfaith board and interfaith programming; and it would present to the world a moderate, peace-loving, diverse, ordinary Islam. As of last week, El-Gamal says, they had gotten all the necessary city approvals to begin construction on Park51, though lawsuits are still pending. The budget for the proposed construction is $100 million, which Khan says they hope to raise mostly through a bond offering.

The site is huge, nearly 100,000 square feet. Standing in front of the building, you cannot see Ground Zero; tall buildings entirely block the view. Khan says they chose it because it was big enough and it had the right zoning. Moreover, it was symbolically advantageous. “We want to provide a counter momentum against extremism,” says Khan, who spoke to me in her office. (Her husband was out of town.) “We want peace, and we want it where it matters most. This is where it matters most.”
However, responses to the project have been severe. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert weigh in on some of these reactions below:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 16 August 2010:
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Finally, President Barack Obama stepped up and directly addressed the issue, stating his emphatic support of religious freedom and tolerance for all beliefs.


To borrow a phrase from Stephen Colbert, Obama nailed it. If there is anything that the United States should have learned in the past decade, it is that straying from the fundamental principles outlined in the Bill of Rights and the subsequent abuse of these principles has caused more harm than good to American interests. If the United States really wants to improve relations in the Muslim world, demonstrating tolerance of Islam and all religious beliefs has to start at home. Furthermore, the problems in any faith lie at the extremes. It would behoove the American public to recognize this and work to support and encourage moderates who are interested in interfaith work in order to diminish the influence that these extremists can have on a population.

Tolerating this (and other) Islamic Center(s) is not something "extra" that Americans have to do - it is part of what comes with living in a country that draws strength from its diversity, even if the American people need occasional reminders of this. In the words of the late American author Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "The purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved," (Sirens of Titan).

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Why I Hate Portmanteaux

portmanteau: n. a word formed by merging the sounds and meanings of two different words, as chortle, from chuckle and snort

The best ones like "liberaltarian" are succinct, clever bons mots. Then you have ones like "listicle," which has less to do with wit than it does with smashing two words together. Hell, it's not even clear which two words have been smashed together; it sounds more like "list" + "testicle" than "list" + "article."

But they all get used so much that they immediately become cliché. Like a joke told too many times, they lose any cleverness they may have once possessed. So unless you've just come up with a good one, just save it for the Colbert Report, everybody.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

One More Angle

With the recent commotion surrounding the bill for health care reform (and the fact that the bill is 1000+ pages), there has been a great deal of misunderstanding of the issue from all sides. Fortunately, Jonathan Cohn broke it down very accurately and comprehensibly on The Colbert Report last night. Check it out.

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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Indecision 2008 Liberal and Conservative Agendas

So with the election getting pretty intense, I think we could all use a little break from thinking about the candidates.

So, as courtesy of The Daily Show and Colbert Report, I have provided the Indecision 2008 Liberal and Conservative agendas. Enjoy.



Friday, March 21, 2008

Big Waves

The guest on Stephen Colbert's World Water Day episode (episode #04039), Dean Kamen, has an amazing new invention developed by his company, DEKA Research, called a vapor compression distiller that is able to purify any water source into clean, distilled water without using filters, membranes, chemicals, or ion collection with no disposables of any kind. In one day, his machine can produce 1,000 liters of pure distilled water. Kamen also stated that 50% of diseases are caused by water-bourne pathogens.
"So what do you want to do with this [technology]?" Stephen asks.

"Well, since 1.1 billion people, 20% of the world's population, goes to bed every night sick or thirsty because they don't have access to water, clean water, we thought we'd put these in production, figure out how to get them placed around the world, and we'd wipe out 50% of human disease," Dean Kamen replies.

The only trick to placing these machines in areas where clean water is scarce is to make sure that everyone will have equal access to the water and the machines won't end up being controlled by corrupt police and government officials or by gangs.

Regardless, Kamen's vapor compression distiller will definitely be making big waves around the world. Way to go, Dean!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

WHORES!



As you may have heard about through the similarly dignified way the United States media reports on the significance of yet another governmental sex scandal, New York governor Eliot Spitzer is linked by payments totaling a few thousand dollars from various bank accounts to an expensive call-girl service. As Michael Lando of international.jpost.com writes, in one instance:

Spitzer allegedly paid for a call girl to take a train from New York to Washington - a move that opened the transaction up to federal prosecution because she crossed state lines. The governor has not been charged, and prosecutors would not comment on the case. A Spitzer spokesman said the governor had retained a large Manhattan law firm.

The case started when banks noticed the frequent transfers from several accounts and filed suspicious activity reports with the Internal Revenue Service, the law enforcement official told the AP. The accounts were traced back to Spitzer, prompting public corruption investigators to open an inquiry.

It's comical to think that had Spitzer been the governor of Nevada and spent time in Elko or Las Vegas (and of course, not been married), his frequenting of expensive call-girl services would have been legal. Gov. Spitzer is now facing intense pressure to resign due to the national attention this scandal has received. If Spitzer had not crossed state lines, staying within New York, there would not have been a federal investigation nor the media attention that will most likely result in his resignation. This would be the time for the Democratic party to take a page out of the Republican playbook as to how to keep explosive, heterosexual sex scandals from surfacing.

On the bright side, Spitzer's resignation might mean one less super-delegate for Hillary Clinton.