Headlines: Cinco de Mayo 2008

• Baghdad Disneyland contractor: Violence in Baghdad is like 'drive-bys' in L.A.
  

  No, Disney is not building a theme park in Iraq.
  

• Two die in Somali currency riot
  

  Due to inflation caused by counterfeiting, vendors are only accepting American dollars, which the people don't have.
  

• Up to 10,000 feared dead in Burma cyclone
  

  The official count is at 3,934 dead, but yesterday's count was 350. This trishaw driver has it right:
  

  "Where are all those uniformed people who are always ready to beat civilians?"